Camp MAGA
They have to start somewhere
The essay
Where do little MAGAs come from? I assume from big MAGAs, but maybe Trump cultists don’t follow the normal process. In any event, true MAGists would want their kids to hang out with the spawn of other MAGists. Including at summer camp.
This of course begs the question, what would CAMP MAGA offer these autocrats in training? I don’t think woodworking is going to make the cut (unless it teaches them to make gallows for non-cooperative RINOs). Some of the more unique activities are mentioned in the strip. Others I considered included having Kash Patel teach a moonshining course and a treasure hunt to find the Epstein files. Those struck me as age-inappropriate, creepy, or both. I’ll have to save those for the introduction of MAGA University in a later strip. I think the four activities that did make it into the strip give a good idea of what the kiddies can expect. Lucky them.
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