Donald Trump is a sick puppy, and that’s an insult to puppies. He’s just a very stupid, venal idiot who, thanks to Mark Burnett casting him in The Apprentice, wound up as President of the United States. Twice. It’s a long, sad story, but yeah, that’s basically how we got here. Well, that and millions of people voting for a felonious, adjudicated sex offender with an aversion to the truth; yet more evidence of evolution going off course.

In a recent speech, Trump said it would be fine with him if Iran nuked Los Angeles and San Diego. Why? Because he’s not really a president. He’s a crazy narcissist protected by the Secret Service. He also a protector of pedophiles and a convicted felon, but those are topics for another strip. I mention them here simply for context.

Evolution has brought us to the point where someone like Trump is president of the most powerful country on the planet. Clearly we took a wrong turn somewhere. Damn you, Burnett!!

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