Headlines

They removed Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center this weekend. And while they denied us the chance to see the letters come down, we did get to read the headlines. And the end result is the same: Trump’s name no longer insults the Kennedy Center.

So why stop there? There are other names needing removal. Given a strong enough Ouija board I’m guessing Robert Kennedy (the senior), would be in favor of changing Junior’s name. The rest of the clan would approve, too. Headlines give us a glimpse of how that might look in print.

Then there’s the big one. Trump loves to see his name anywhere and everywhere. So let’s hurt him like he’s hurt the country — and the world for that matter. Let’s not utter his name again. Let’s strike it from the list of Presidents, from textbooks, and cable TV. Instead, let’s refer to him as the wizarding world did their evil incarnate.

(Note to SketchierHQ lawyers: Rowling didn’t copyright “He Who Must Not Be Named,” right?)

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